1. If I were a planet, I would be: Eris, because even though I look like a planet, I’m really not
2. If I were a month, I would be: April
3. If I were a day of the week, I would be: Tuesday, because Monday makes me look good
4. If I were a time of day, I would be: 4 a.m. for reasons known only to me
5. If I were a sea animal, I would be: a dolphin. I hold the answers to the universe
6. If I were a direction, I would be: South
7. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a filing cabinet. Not a very organized one, but one just the same
8. If I were a sin, I would be: sloth
9. If I were a historical figure, I would be: Frances Farmer
10. If I were a liquid, I would be: honey
11. If I were a stone, I would be: tiger’s eye
12. If I were a tree, I would be: weeping willow
13. If I were a bird, I would be: a crow
14. If I were a tool, I would be: a screwdriver
15. If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a pussy willow (hmm, another willow, interesting)
16. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: the sirocco
18. If I were an animal, I would be: a housecat
19. If I were a color or shade, I would be: fuchsia
20. If I were an emotion, I would be: contentment
21. If I were a vegetable, I would be: an artichoke
22. If I were a sound, I would be: laughter
23. If I were an element, I would be: fire
24. If I were a vehicle, I would be: a unicycle
25. If I were a song, I would be: The Nutcracker Suite
26. If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Julian Schnabel
27. If I were a book, I would be written by: Francesca Lia Block
28. If I were a food, I would be: Ankimo
29. If I were a place, I would be: Brussels
30. If I were a material, I would be: silk noil
31. If I were a taste, I would be: honey
32. If I were a scent, I would be: prime rib roast
33. If I were a word, I would be: billowy, NOT bilious
34. If I were a body part, I would be: the heart
35. If I were a facial expression, I would be: a questioningly raised eyebrow
36. If I were a subject in school, I would be: art
37. If I were a cartoon character, I would be: tweety bird
38. If I were a shape, I would be: a rorschach
